Look no fur­ther! I have a great oppor­tu­nity for some­one. I am look­ing for a per­sonal shop­per and fash­ion con­sul­tant. I am seek­ing some­one with good fash­ion sense who can also find clothes at bar­gain base­ment prices. Please con­tact me if you think you may enjoy this posi­tion. With your con­tact, please include three out­fits that you find to be styl­ish yet prac­ti­cal for a busy mom of two.

Okay, so I’m not expect­ing a huge response to this ad. Actu­ally, I’m not really expect­ing any response. I do wish, though, that it would hap­pen. I was at the mall on Sat­ur­day, and I had coupons to use in two stores, and I really couldn’t find any­thing that looked like what I thought I wanted. That is prob­lem one. Prob­lem two is that when I find things that I like at the store, about 60% of them turn ugly or unde­sir­able in the car on the way home. I’ve been try­ing to con­vince Jason for a cou­ple years that he should turn me in to What Not to Wear on TLC, but so far I haven’t noticed any­one fol­low­ing me or ask­ing me ques­tions about my style for a mar­ket­ing video.

So, if you’re inter­ested…